Christmas Wishlist

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February 1 , 2017 | Posted by tlpinter |

Christmas Wishlist

(Note: This is Christmas Wishlist I put together one year during high school out of sheer boredom.)

  1. Home Dissection Kit
  2. Monkey Bars
  3. “Get Out of Jail Free” Card
  4. For the Dead to Rise
  5. Hate Mail
  6. A Prince Charles Hand Puppet
  7. Peas on Earth
  8. Blowfish
  9. Life Supply of ChapStick – Medicated
  10. My Own Country
  11. Animal Sacrifice
  12. Neutron Bomb
  13. My Baby Teeth Made Into A Necklace
  14. Life Vest
  15. Intelligent Life on Earth
  16. Knighthood
  17. Make My Head Spin Around and Spew Vomit Like In The Exorcist
  18. World Peas
  19. A Pope PEZ Dispenser
  20. Vicks Vapor Rub
  21. Anatomically Correct G.I. Joe
  22. New Left Arm
  23. A Bag OF Toenail Clippings
  24. A Big Empty Box
  25. 80 Inch Monitor (7.89 Viewable) with Built-In AC-3 Surround Sound System and 2400 Watt Crown Macrotech Amplifier
  26. Cyanide
  27. Afrin Nasal Spray
  28. Rabbit Toys for Zippy the Wonder Bunny
  29. Bible – Large Text Version
  30. Purina Kitten Chow
  31. Black & Decker Super Dooper Pooper Scooper